The Witness Review


The Witness Review

In both structure and detail, The Witness is an original, difficult, and ultimately rewarding puzzle game.

i don’t think the witness is very good

Since its release, I always seemed to have a sort of irrational dislike of The Witness. This week, I decided to finally put that into words.

Chime of the Obra Dinn:

This video is not monetised.

Games in order:
-The Witness
-Portal 2
-Baba Is You
-A Monster’s Expedition through Puzzling Exhibitions
-Opus Magnum
-Solas 128
-Stephen’s Sausage Roll

-The ambient sounds of The Witness
-Menu Theme from Baba Is You

Views are my own.

REVIEW: The Witness ( A Masterpiece of Game Design )

This is my completely non-bias review for The Witness.

Let me know if you disagree with my thoughts in the comments.

The Unbearable Now: An Interpretation of The Witness


The Witness, Thelka –
Braid, Number None –
Sokobond, Hazelden & Lee –
* The Talos Principle, Croteam –
* Full Bore, Whole Hog Games –

The Last Mimzy
The Karate Kid
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Matrix
The Witness Consciousness – Vashishta Cave Talk With Anand [–Vg_EeYs]
MBSR Widening the Circle Video []

Worakls “Toi” –
N’To “Trauma” (Worakls Remix) –
Fauré Requiem Op.48, Angus Dei (perf. by The Sixteen) –
Worakls “Salzburg” –
Edvard Greig, Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op 46, Anitra’s Dance (perf. by Metropolitan Philharmonic Orchestra)
Edvard Greig, Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op 46, In the Hall of the Mountain King (perf. by Metropolitan Philharmonic Orchestra)
b.lakes “Cemetary Walk” –
The.madpix.project “Bad Chick” –
Edvard Greig, Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op 46, Death of Åse (perf. by Budapest Philharmonic Orchestra) –
Howlround “A Viewless Sea” –
Mikael Fyrek “Bathing in a River of Discordant Music” –
Push-Pull “Liquid Mountain” –
Lecyr “Luminautore” –
Teho “Ade” –
Rémy Bourgeois “Nostalgic Memories” –
* Rémy Bourgeois “Few Minutes of Us” –
* Boris Brejcha “Lost Memory” –

Note: This video was monetized by the copyright holders of Toi & Requiem


Taming the Inexplicable, Liz Ryerson –
The Meaning of the Witness, Sean Han-Tani-Chen-Hogan ––339358.phtml
The Witness: What It Means, Jeff Grubb –
The Witness – A Great Game That You Shouldn’t Play, Joseph Anderson (YouTube) –

Review: The Witness

In which I risk looking like an asshole for not liking a thing everybody likes.

The Witness is on Steam:
But you can’t play it if you’re epileptic, colorblind or tone-deaf!
So is Braid:
And Antichamber (in case you missed it earlier):

Last week on the TOVG podcast, Matt from the Best Friends Zaibatsu elbowed his way in to brag about drumming up publicity for Metal Wolf Chaos: